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Post by Eyalan on Jul 27, 2006 18:08:13 GMT -5
Welcome to the 'Things that Orcs would never say'-tread!  It's simple.. think of something an orc would never say in any circumstance! ;D I'll start! Stop waving those weapons in da air!.... It's just not safe. |
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Post by Haldir on Jul 27, 2006 18:46:49 GMT -5
LOL *cracks up*
Oh wash up for heaven's sake ... you're filthy!
[moves to Misc. LotR ;D ]
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Post by Eyalan on Jul 27, 2006 19:02:14 GMT -5
Does this armour breast plate make my butt look fat?
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Post by Haldir on Jul 27, 2006 19:07:16 GMT -5
Hey Shagrat ... I just got hit with a strong gust of wind ... is my hair messed?
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Post by Fool of a Took on Jul 27, 2006 19:20:23 GMT -5
Jeeze! Ever heard of 'deoderant'?
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Post by Eyalan on Jul 27, 2006 20:31:28 GMT -5
Shagrat, Purrrlease!!! That hairdo is sooo 2002! *insert hand flick here*
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Post by Haldir on Jul 27, 2006 20:38:02 GMT -5
Ooh the One Ring! Does it look good on me?
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Post by Eyalan on Jul 27, 2006 20:48:09 GMT -5
Could you pass me the sunmilk?
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Post by Haldir on Jul 27, 2006 21:00:33 GMT -5
You have a bit of dirt on your left cheek.... let me get that off for you.
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Post by orophin on Jul 27, 2006 22:51:07 GMT -5
I can't wait for this war to be over, Then we can actually take a shower!
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Post by Haldir on Jul 27, 2006 22:52:05 GMT -5
You smell, Gothmog ... here's some body spray... *hands over a bottle of it*
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Post by orophin on Jul 27, 2006 22:58:26 GMT -5
We should ask that elf with the bow to give us some cleaning tips!
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Post by Eyalan on Jul 28, 2006 6:24:36 GMT -5
((Heehee! ;D This is hilarious!))
No meat for me, thanks. I'm a vegetarian.
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Post by orophin on Jul 28, 2006 17:20:16 GMT -5
Which shampoo shall I use? Strawberry or Peach scented?
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Post by Fool of a Took on Jul 28, 2006 19:16:00 GMT -5
Oh, I just love kittens, don't you?
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